She’s Too Fat!

On my seventh birthday, my parents threw a surprise party for me.  Everyone came: my relatives, my neighbors, my relatives’ neighbors and my neighbors’ relatives.  Halfway through the party, the adults began to pester my grandfather to break out his accordion.  My Grandmom Bogle, was a huge fan, and Grandpop Tryanski was always happy to oblige. He had a regular line …

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Just A Cigar?

Every child needs a hero.  If you played the piano as a child, your heroes were probably Elton John or Billy Joel.  If you played the guitar, your role models might have been Jimi Hendrix or Eric Clapton.  I played the accordion as a child.  I had few options for heroes and the sexiest one was a  Lawrence Welk show regular: …